Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Feature: CIAO!

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A little spontaneous feature I wrote on Tiga's CIAO! now published in Germany's PUR Magazine, May 09 Issue. Click on the preview photo above to see it in higher resolution, it was translated to German but you can read the original English version below.

Narcissism is a beautiful disease when the patient is an egomaniacal artist. Distinguished for his discombobulated sense of humor, blatant use of cosmetic products, and fascination with life’s luxuriant materials (time pieces above all things), fearlessly opinionated Canadian Tiga is a perfectionist and the world is his bucket of LEGOs, something expected from someone who’s far from shying over binging off the reference “I”.

Prostrating its 2006 critically acclaimed predecessor Sexor in somber frivolity, CIAO! is like a super racing car, always overshadowed by it’s driver (Tiga). Realistically it’s what’s under the hood does half the job of winning the race. In this case, the outrageously pricey professional spare parts are: Soulwax, Jori Hulkkonen, Gonzales, James Murphy, Jasper Dahlbäck, Phillipe Zdar on production and even Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears cooing syllables for the sake of necessary garnish.

Maintaining the uncommon pop-making-method’s heritage, his latest “DIY” concoction withholds ingredients ranging from Minimal, Techno, Trance, Ambient, Disco, Dance, Rave, House to Ballad all providing the Pop-phobics with an alibi in argument, and assigning each track to it’s own unrepeated fashion.

Tiga is a modern villain/popstar and CIAO! is his mechanically-emotional, intentionally futuristic & immaculately engineered spawn. Enter his mind to understand it, we all must - hubristic Tiga.

16 Say Somethings.:

Yhmbw said...

wow you're journalist now ^^ !

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Anonymous said...

nice! i see him friday in ny.
if u haven't seen/heard his recent tour sets, you should....
keep on densely describing!

pea said...

thesaurus.com is helpful.
so is using plain good ole' English.
good record?
bad record?
Fanboy? yep.

Get A Hud said...

LOL yeh pea
we don't speak german faisal!

Anonymous said...

Wow, a lot of words to say absolutely nothing. Congrats. But am glad to see you've invested in a thesaurus... Next step: a labotomy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s0LqZMsfTQ

Anonymous said...

You should work with Stephenie Meyer very similar styles...

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Bastille said...

Good job, and I can't to see his guy live at HARD on August 8th in LA. I also wonder what they wrote about Prefuse 73.

Anonymous said...

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The Lemur said...

Beautiful writing. Except for the Jasper part. It's Jesper! Wah!

Seagull said...

hmm, let's say nice.

Anonymous said...

Wow, did you run this through Babelfish? IT'S GIBBERISH.

Anonymous said...

get over yourself, this is crap.

Anonymous said...

I really cant stand Faisal anymore
you have changed

Destroy Rock And Roll said...

Damn! Someone's got TIGA fascination!

Well I do too!

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