Nervously sat momma's 40 years old boy with his expressionless face, tanning in his dark room behind his PC screen after midnight, while thinking of those arousing American Apparel colored briefs packs with a greasy tanning oil bottle in hand; when all of a sudden a flesh gashing shrill comes from outside his bedroom and kills his masturbating appetite, followed by a second of ants deafening immense silence before the million candles strong spiraling red alert lights started nauseating everyone under the sky; The whole population started vomiting & ejecting shit in every direction, life advanced partially in slow motion and in turbo for the rest… biohazard lasers came out of the fridge and the fruits started to evaporate, mixing their particles with the vegetables in the lower drawer making the eggplants induce a thick purple burnt wigs like smelling fumes that melted the ceilings down; next thing everyone is side running with their backs to the walls & mothers are crying with their milk squirting boobs pointed to the stars, moaning with satisfaction while the crystals are shoved up their clits by the fags; The nuns rolled on the floor along with the flaming blanket covered gas cylinders down the hill, the men stuck their eyelids glue and ran towards the concrete walls with their heads down & the thieves kidnapped the babies to sell them to the pedophiles who turned them into baby juice & mixed it with vodka to water their marijuana plants, in hopes of speeding its growth so they could get high and not sober suffer this catastrophe, but the golden cannons are penetrating the windows and shooting their 900 tons lava balls at the walls exposing everyone. The police are sawing everyone's penis, there is no where to run or hide, & no one could save the world except John Locke who needs to enter the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 into the cum stained obsolete computer in the hatch, but unfortunately Hurley ate John and died, because the old degenerate's flesh expired and now no one can make it to the hatch in time because the giant dinosaurs from the UFOs farted on the planet & the sand has turned to acid quicksand... then the Devil became a ballerina and said if someone could make me a Monster Mixtape that is worse than shit and can be entertaining for my night Little Pony rides then I'll clean my mess up… I think I just saved the world or placed a full stop to the end of it - Happy Halloween.
♫ David Rubato - Circuit (Aeroplane Remix)
♫ The Whip - Frustration (Van She Remix)
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♫ The Tough Alliance - Neo Violence (Woolfy Remix)
♫ Holy Fuck - Lovely Allen (Riton Rerub)
♫ Sisters Of Transistors - The Don (Hot Chip Remix)
♫ A Place To Bury Strangers - I Know I'll See You (Clapp Remix)
♫ Mason - The Ridge (Tommy Trash Remix)
♫ Grinderman - No Pussy Blues (Midfield General Remix)
♫ Moby - Ooh Yeah (D. Ramirez Haunted Playground Remix)
♫ Totally Michael - Winona (Miami Horror Remix)
♫ Eskimo Disco - Japanese Girl (Fred Falke Club Edit)
♫ Poni Hoax - Hypercommunication (Joakim S Cartoon Muscles Remix)
♫ The Shapeshifters - Chime (Henrik B Remix)
♫ CSS - Move (Frankmusik's Club Bingo Dub)
♫ Surkin - Next Of Kin (Todd Edwards Re-Kindled Mix)
♫ Masta Ace - Sittin On Chromo (Mr Flash Sittin On Cr02 Remix)
♫ Annie - Two Of Hearts (Skatebards High Energy In The Night Remix)
♫ Filthy Dukes - Tupac Robot Club Rock (Filthy Dukes Kill Em All Remix)
♫ Twisted Charm - Socialite (Happy To Be Best Fwends Remix)
♫ Leon Jean Marie - You Must Know (James Pants Inst.)
♫ Yuksek - Tonight (The Bewitched Hands On The Top Of Our Heads Cover)
♫ Montanas & Dj Roland Clark - Music Talking (Fred Falke Remix)
♫ Digitalism - The Pulse (Derdiedas Remix)
♫ White Lies - Death (Haunts Remix)
♫ Kelpe - Bread Machine Bred (Zombie Zombie Remix)
♫ Freezepop - Less Talk More Rokk (Blazing Lazer Remix)
♫ Snow Patrol - Take Back The City (Lillica Libertine Remix)
♫ Alex Metric - Deadly On A Mission (autoKratz Remix)
♫ Yves Larock - Rise Up (Vandalism Rmx)
♫ Primal Scream - Uptown (Calvin Harris Version)
♫ Chromeo - Bonafied Lovin' (Sweetlight Remix)
♫ Rod Thomas - Same Old Lines (James Yuill Remix)
♫ HK119 - Cest La Vie (David E Sugar Remix)
♫ MSTRKRFT - Bounce (The Bloody Beetroots Remix)
♫ Lovers Electric - Honey (Sam La More Remix)
♫ Robyn - Cobrastyle (Mason Vocal Mix)
♫ Foals - Olympic Airways (DiskJokke Remix)
♫ Mickey Moonlight - Interplanetary Music (Riton Remix)
♫ Golden Bug - Looklooklook (Inflagranti Remix)
♫ Milosh - Remember The Good Things (Lanark Remix)
♫ Ironic - I Wanna Be Your Man (TEPR Remix)
♫ Coldplay - Viva La Vida (Robert Burian Radio Remix)
♫ The Potbelleez - Trouble (Carl Kennedy Vocal Mix)
♫ Maserati - The World Outside (The Loving Hand Remix)
♫ Shinichi Osawa - Star Guitar (Cagedbaby Remix)
♫ Flying Lotus - $tunt$ (Mr. Oizo's Stunt Remix)
♫ Ladytron - Runaway (Ashtar Command Remix)
♫ J.Viewz - Smooth Criminal (Bugz In The Attic Vocal Mix)
♫ The Notwist - Boneless (Panda Bear Remix)
♫ Bomb the Bass - Black River (Gui Borrato Remix)
♫ Sia - Buttons (Chris Lake Remix)
♫ Citylife - San Francisco (Fred Falke Remix)
♫ James Rutledge & David Holland - Break & Fly (Pedro Remix)
♫ Lutzenkirchen - All That Jazz (Popof Remix 01)
♫ Blu Mar Ten - Why Me, Why Now (Cicada Remix)
♫ Ladyhawke - My Delirium (Fan Death Remix)
♫ The Japanese Popstars - Rise Of Ulysses (Greg Churchill Remix)
♫ Glass Candy - Lovin Machine (Night Vocoder Version)
♫ The Death Set - Negative Thinking (Treasure Fingers Remix)
♫ Farley Jackmaster Funk - Love Can't Turn Around (Lifelike 08 Remix - Edit)
♫ Kid Cudi - Day 'N' Nite (Crookers Remix)
♫ Felix Da Housecat & Diddy - Jack U (Angello & Ingrosso Remix)
♫ Adrian Lux - Strawberry (Blende Remix)
♫ James Yuill - This Sweet Love (We Have Band Remix)
♫ Esser - Satisfied (Toddla T & Ross Orton Remix)
♫ Bloc Party - Talons (Phones R.I.P Mix)
♫ The Chap - Whoop Whoop (Hot Chip Remix)
♫ Fatlip - Whats Up Fatlip (Breakbot Remix)
♫ Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (Benny Benassi Mix)
♫ Burningpilot - Accelerate (Adventures Close To Home Remix)
♫ Empire Of The Sun - Walking On A Dream (Sam La More Edit)
♫ Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care (Cobra Starship Suave Suarez Remix)
♫ Matthew Dear - Free To Ask (D'Julz Remix)
♫ Dave Spoon & Pete Tong - Gas Face (Japanese Popstars Remix)
♫ Pnau - With You Forever (Dirty South Remix)
Bonus:
♫ Daft Punk - Voyager (Dominique Tortis Wild Style Edit)
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Previous Monster Mixtapes: #14, 13#, #12, #11, #10, #9, #8, #7, #6, #5, #4, #3, #2, #1
82 Say Somethings.:
WOWOWOW Thank you!
at laaaaaaaaaast!!!!!!!!!! (got a 4hr trainride tomorrow, shud come in handy then)
thank you <3
John, YW <3
&
Alex, you've got over 7 hours to choose from! :P
Where are you heading?
awesome.
look my last post for Puppetmastaz
^^
christ almighty, check out this upload.
you're a godsend...
hehe well means ill be able to listen to a different song (almost) all the time both forth and back..
heading to a special lady ^~..
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also: is it worth having Fall Out Boy on my iPod?
and the link to shinichi osawa; it says "no servers are currently available..." ny1 else get that problem?
Hell Jeah son!
Yea i just checked & it does.. werid!
I'll re-upload now ;)
<3
holy shit. where did you find all these gems? thanks so much.
i'll be honest, i was having a terribly shitty morning.
then i checked my favorite blog.
now everything is good.
thaaaank youuuu! <3
Shinichi Remix Re-uploaded.. now working! <3
this blog is truly tha shiznit ?
Shinichi gone again.
Amazing post nonetheless.
still get the same error =/..which is irritating since no other song gave me ny problem..put an alternative on zshare? :P
Alex try this:
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?j2yjc5jzngy
<3
another excellent post. audio heroin!!lol
ahh finally...thanks <3
was it worth the wait? yessir!
the foals - olympic airways track
the remixer is diskJokke not Dissjokke.
he is great.check him out here:
http://www.myspace.com/diskjokke
EPIC!!!
Wow! Incredible man, your ace. Hope you enjoyed the Kudu tracks, I'll see if I've got anymore Kudu-gems to send you. HAPPY HALLOWEEN from Liverpool UK!!!
Hey man thanx a lot for the kudu trax, U RAWK! <3
ohh and HAPPY HALLOWEEN! :D
this shit is nice, thank you sir
once again securing your place as a god among bloggers. thanks as always.
This is amazin. I found you guys through the Hype Machine, I'm lovin the stuff you guys put up. These tunes are bangin and I'm trying to play as much of the stuff as i can. Check out my show some time:
http://www.abdn.ac.uk/asr/shows/23
Thanks so much for doing this, I'll spread the word about your good work.
Ohh Crapp this is the greatest halloween since I got to be the green ranger when I was 7! My computer cries for the sweet release of "All Downloads Complete!" *thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou*
OH MY GOD!!!
ASHAY2 FALLA = great stuff!!!
O WANASA!!! = and fun
O FALLA 7AG IL HALOOOWEEEN = and good
o bas te3abt la2an kil shay falla!!!= and thank you.
x
Wow this is FANTASTIC thanks so much for posting all these bangin beats you're rad
monster mixtapes are always my favorite posts.. out of all the blogs i read
<3
thx. i got something new for the treadmill
Amazing!
6EEEEEZAAAACH ... AMAZING TRACKS :D:D:D:D:D:D:
you are GANGSTA!!!! cheers for the trax dude!
this one goes out to zombies and blood.
jesus christ seven hours! my workday just got 1200% better
Ohh crapp! Fat! Too fat, could you put all songs in one file !!!
Like a giant gift !!!!!!
It would be INSANE ! Ahahahahah ^^ ;D
Man, how did ya get this Quicksand Remix, it's supposed to be relased at the end of the month, WTF ??! Anyway THX !
I WAV U :)
Always amazing Cheers Faisal you never cease to amaze
Wow, impressive as always, thank you!
great post.. having trouble with mediafire links am i the only one..anything I should be doing?
fantastic post. many, many thanks. also, i got the new shinichi address down in the comments, but you may want to repost it in the body of the post. these tunes will keep me happy for a while
Nice! Thanking you.
OMG! What a bastard. you are a disgrace to the blogging scene.
hello. is there any way i can download all of these files at once? thanks
SAAAAWEEEEEEEEET!!!
monster mixtapes are the best thing ever!!!
Have you heard of Louise La Roche? heard a track called Sunshine Hotel by her. Iiiiiis niiiiiiiiiice!! check it out (couldn't find it on Hypem though!)
keep up the good blogging!
peace
Teenage Jesus
out of off of the randle
after downloading all those songs I feel like I just went trick or treating and got the biggest bag of candy ever. thanks so much for these tracks!! happy halloween!!
would there be a goud soul willing to put all those files in one or two large RS, MU or filefactory files?
struggling to get the mediafire links.. think work firewall is blocking me...please I need it :)
thanks
Freakin great! as always!
Especially that Robyn remix!!
you are amazing x10
♥ ♥
Nothing can touch this blog right now - sick tracks all summer long.
For all those wanting one big file, I used to have the same issue. What you can do is:
1. Click
2. Download
3. Shake your booty for 4-10 minutes
4. Go to 1
It works!
I have to say this once more. Amazing!!
wow. really amazing!
thank you soo much
wait. wat. ;D
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Again such great work, you truly provide us with such a wealth of music
daaaaaaaaamn ! that's crazy ! and so many of them ! any chance of a rar/zip of all that ? would be mad appreciated, double already
this is sickkk
can you zip the next one? that would be madd cheers!
THANK YOU.
So Lovers Electric - Honey (Sam La More Remix) is fucked up on the outro. I found an alternative on zshare but can't download it for some reason. Could somebody post this mp3 somewhere else? Here's the link. Thanks! http://www.zshare.net/download/16759990f614e857/
Kind of too many tracks. Do you have low self confidence? Why dont you pick out what you like best? Or do you just wanna show off how tragically cool you are?
ritons interplaa=netary mix - beauty
Thank you for this! Really glad I came accross this blog, some great mixes, keep up the good work. Now I have the hard work or trawling through your back catalogue, this is going to take me hours...
Rick
great post but could you plz zip this!
Awesome collection of tracks!!! Thanks so much!
- Dancefloor Mayhem
http://www.dancefloormayhem.com/
thanks alot
you have an amazing taste... where do you get the inspiration?!?!?!? I'm so curious!!!
THANKS AND RESPECT!!!!
Awesome........btw.......the Snow Patrol - Take Back The City (Lillica Libertine Remix) and the Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care (Cobra Starship Suave Suarez Remix) are down....fyi.....once again...amazing mix
THE LINKS DOES NOT WORK!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! Can someone who downloaded this please put that stuff up for me?
PLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE
WOWSERS. lol
Is there any way I can download all of these in one click? Im just lazy, spare me.
La Roux - QUICKSAND!!!!!!!!!!!
|o|
This remix is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUGS from a brasilian boy!
Fabiano Prione
msn: fabianoprione@gmail.com
wow...man great compilation!!! you have to made one with the best of the year!!.....i'm sure thats gonna be great with your taste!!
ATT: DIEGO HERNAN(ECUADOR)
<3 <3 <3
This is awesome! Could you update the Fall out boy track, for some reason it isnt working
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Is there any possible way we can get ALL these tracks into a single zip file? on mediafire, megaupload, or rapidshare.... i suggest uploadjockey... it creates a TON of free sharing links.
how do i download the whole mixtape at once ???? im sooo lostt :S
yeah
Well there goes any hope i had of a life... i just decided to download every god damn mix tape.. This shits like drugs... hours in a dark corner listening and filtering.. Im gonna go crazy arent i...
nice tape.
thanx alot...u've made my day)))
J.Viewz tune~!!~!~!!
thanxxxx
I <3 Pnau - With you Forever (diryt south remix) Keep it up guys, this rocks!
YOU ARE THE SHIT HERE IS SOME LOVE BACK AT YA THESE GUYS KICK ASS
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